The villains of Hollywood
and spaghetti westerns
wore masks
as they rode into town.
With their faces hidden
behind their bandanas
they kicked down the bank doors,
shot the unlucky bystanders
and fled with bloody money.
Unless they were apprehended
by a sheriff and his deputies
proudly displaying their badges.
But now where the lonesome doggies call
the badges hide their faces in shame,
the badges hide their faces in shame.
Those villains in their masks
made classic cinema -
suspenseful chases,
saloon belles and brawls,
midnight showdowns,
lowdown kidnappings,
epic gun battles
at high noon or sundown -
until the proud badges
won the day.
But now where the lonesome doggies call
the badges hide their faces in shame,
the badges hide their faces in shame.
Now celluloid legend
gives way to reality,
as the cavalry,
with trumpets blaring
in internet CAPS,
ride in just in time
(and fully masked)
to brutalize the indigenous
and the immigrant
for the dastardly crimes
of cleaning rooms
and picking fruit.
And now where the lonesome doggies call,
the badges hide their faces in shame,
the badges hide their faces in shame.